is this how christian couples takes baths together
I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….
straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives
no homo couple’s bathtub
i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones
i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
THAT’S ME I’M YELLING OMG HE WAS SO NICE ABOUT CARRYING ME I NEARLY CRIED
So did you ASK him to pick you up like a baby? I really feel like he’s just been waiting for people to ask him to pick them up so he can use those muscles and finally last night and tonight it happened and he looks so happy about it!
yeah!! first i asked him how much he could carry and he said “a lot” and i asked if he could carry me and he was said “yeah sure!!” and picked me up like i was nothing
when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
Accurate gif of me when someone is talking about Fall Out Boy
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence