Amelia PondLike a name in a fairytale.”

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Spencer being cute!

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so basically um im horny 


do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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Merlin in 4.08 Lamia

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ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

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i started to listen to panic at the disco when i was like 12 and here are some things i had to google bc i did not know what they meant

  • burlesque
  • testosterone
  • daiquiri
  • that the ‘purse’ of a different kind was not an actual purse
  • nitroglycerin
  • martyrdom
  • trophy wives
  • shotgun wedding
  • what in the fuck is aubergine dreams
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Blue is the warmest color (2013)

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Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

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flower asks

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
Violet: Do you like where you're from?
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion: Do you think you're important?
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your fav childhood memory?


Not paying bills

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If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

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favourite lyrics posters: 04 / ?

twenty one pilots ~ forest

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"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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